Sure. Then the MCU could reveal that there are a group of citizens with extraordinary powers (let's call them Mutates) and one of them called… Thief I guess?… stole her powers.

Well… I mean they're shapeshifters so if it was THAT hard to believe they're not skrulls then what's the point?

Technically that counts as believing something doesn't it?

At least he can run serpentine unlike another Stark.

Fighter/Cleric

There was another reason to watch it?

At any point does DeHaan become believable as an action star? And at any point does Delevigne become believable as an actress?

I couldn't stand the Battle of the Bastards - it single handedly reversed what made ASOIAF "innovative". Jon proved he deserved to die far more than Ned or Robb did and yet he survived in SPECTACULARLY stupid fashion and somehow managed to win a battle against a numerically superior AND better trained force AFTER he…

That'd be awesome. If they dropped the Doctor Who bit that is…

Yes but it doesn't return to shape. If he was plastic he'd just end up dragging his arms around behind him after the first time he stretched it out.

To be fair, Elongated Man is a more accurate description of his abilities than Plastic Man's - plastic =/= elastic!

That is exactly the level of shitty word play that they would see as clever.

I don't think anywhere would be a good place to stand on detonators

Aren't morals kinda relativistic by nature?

Gay Moslems get all the best virgins in heaven.

Xanderpuss has specifically attempted but failed to date every woman?

Diabetes - feed him so many donuts that he gets acute diabetes and dies of gangrene when they can't amputate a foot.

But Claire said she liked that in Clerks 2

That speaks to Ruth's naivete I think, more than Debbie's diva tendencies - having never made it Ruth still has an idealized view of what it would be like for her if she did. Debbie made it and found it wasn't what she had hoped.

"I refuse to get off my moral high horse even though I'm almost certainly being hypocritical in some way by criticising others for judging others based on their appearance."