LOL True Story: Aunt Gert put her son Bobby on blast by announcing to everyone (including Booby's wife & his in-laws who were both preachers) that he had twin babies with a German woman while he was over there in the service. Boy all you know what broke out that Labor Day cookout.

LOL True Story: Aunt Gert put her son Bobby on blast by announcing to everyone (including Booby's wife & his in-laws who were both preachers) that he had twin babies with a German woman while he was over there in the service. Boy all you know what broke out that Labor Day cookout.

My experience with this: My gf is from Bulgaria and my Grandma schooled her on this. I was outside telling my Uncle Willie (Who was on his fifth glass of Crown Royal & Coke) for the 20th time, that "She was from Bulgaria, not Buffalo and I look up and I see she was bringing me this huge plate. I had already had two…

Ughh, Great Aunt Gertrude and then had the nerve to want to give sugar to everybody that she saw.

What your Uncle Willie tells any man in the family who dares to challenge him on anything!

Uncle Willie in all his glory!

The look your non gf of color has when she realizes that all of your Grandpa's world famous Sweet Potato Pie is gone:

#3 was me at my former job a few years ago and I found out that my contract was not going to renewed because of "Reorganization" at the company.

You Forgot "Ain't Wastin' Time No More" -The Allman Brothers Band