"He’s always talking about the brown people "

I wish they hadn't killed that Crocodile Dundee dude so quickly. I know it was a contract thing, but he was way more interesting than whichever Crowe Mr. Rapaport played.

You must be fun at parties.

Better question: why does anyone go on that asshole's show?

Friend from across the street: "Hey, I heard Amy Adams isn't really nominated! What's the name of the woman who is nominated? Just shout it at me!"
*black man walks by*
Me: *sweats*

Tom Hardy (But a Cat version)

I am definitely curious as to how long the reassignment process ends up taking in this movie. Though I assume it's probably the next day or something.

It's-a good-a show!

If there's one thing I've learned from video games, it's that harming Nazis is universally acceptable.

Apparently that was the only liquor my grandparents drank, despite my grandfather having a kickass bar full of barely touched high-end stuff that we found after he died.

I picked up a bottle of cream sherry last year, and once I tasted it, I immediately recognized it, but couldn't tell where from. After a week, I recognized it as the communion wine I received at the Lutheran church I was confirmed in, and attended through grade school. I felt weird knowing that I could just chug a…

"Is Gumbo a matador?"

As much as Donald's butthole mouth infuriates me, it's nothing compared to his Pale Man sons.

Who exactly wants this movie?

I worked in movie theaters from 2000-2002, and Elmo in Grouchland's theaters were the worst to clean up. It amazes me that parents can spend $10 on a popcorn when all of it ends up on the floor.

Haven't seen it yet, looking forward to. The thing I'm most upset about is that Tim Curry has been in such poor health, and probably won't play any part of the series. His narration in the audiobooks are what pushed me through that series so incredibly fast.

I didn't know Armond White worked for AV Club. Neat!

Go home, AV Club. You're drunk.

I respectfully disagree.

Also, at the risk of being a pedant, Wyoming loves iZombie, not Walking Dead.