I'm a South Carolinian who has watched the first season of Bloodline, and I don't believe that anyone else watches it.

Except that he was filmed doing it. You have to be a pretty determined Trump fan to convince yourself that he wasn't.

"What is this? [Gay poop]!"

AVClub didn't print me requoting that neo-Nazi when he finds the crystal ball (and I don't honestly blame them)

Who gives a crap about the leader of the United States for the next four years wetting his pants everytime someone criticizes him?

I loved that movie in college, but I'm not sure I'd like it now that I'm not a /b/tard.

"What's this? FAGGOT SHIT!"

But it is certainly effective at destroying apartment deposits.

“I don’t know how he did it, building this company from scratch.”

Is this a Preacher reference?

SKANK!

"I am the straw man who anti-feminists rage about."

Not to be confused with the Carlos Danger maneuver.

You wanna see something really scary?

That's fair enough. It was very good at setting up mood, which is why ultimately I found it disappointing. To me it was like seeing a beautiful cake in a bakery window, hearing everyone rave about it, and when you finally taste it, it's all just plain vanilla.

I'm actually very close to finishing Gone With the Mind. I dunno if I like it better than Tetherballs of Bougainville, but it's up there.

If he doesn't hate farms, he's overqualified.

I enjoyed Before the Fall, but damn that ending felt rushed as hell.

I'm still trying to figure out what everyone loves about Midnight Special and The VVitch.

Great for drowning birds!