I dunno… a dot com whose business model is doing takeout and trading at 65 P/E?

I'm not sure what's more annoying, Trump winning or the endless pussyaching on my Facebook feed since Trump won.

Wadda douche.

Hey millennials! If you want to be really cool and woke then get out and vote!

I don't have the wherewithal to flesh out the joke (get it?!) but you could say "TRAINS!" the way zombies say "BRAINS".

But think about how smug you'll be able to be about it at parties!

This is a cool feature. I just linked my accounts and chose Fisticunt by Goregasm as my anthem.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are the Will Ferrell of bands.

Pre-prison or now?

Well what I'd do with those ripped movies is copy them to a NAS like the Synology DiskStation. Then I could get a Roku which has a Synology app and stream them that way.

What I would do it it were legal is to rip the DVD as soon as it arrives and then send it back. With the one DVD at a time plan you could rip a couple of DVDs a week that way and then have all the movies at your fingertips that aren't available to stream. But only if it were legal.

Like from auto-asphyxiation?

Pro tip: the quicker you "finish" when watching pron the less data you use.

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They hate America.

Were you ever bi curious together?

In the old days we used to store our files in actual clouds!

I think it would be cool to have a phone with a screen that is only viewable with a set of specially paired glasses!

It's like dinner but more folksy.

They envision a taco truck on every corner.