I bar tended at the Comedy Cellar/Cafe Wha/Olive Tree in the 90s. I hated that dick Noam. His dad was a nice guy though.

I saw the Foo Fighters in 2011 when they brought out Dave's proctologist to sing 99 Red Balloons.

Poo Fighters.

Their music is just too emu for me.

Bad puns are a cardinal sin.

Yea that's ostrich.

I didn't see much of the Newton in the trailer. I hope they don't gloss over those years.

Steve Jobs 4: The Jobbering

I think Caitlin Jenner should be in the next Expendables.

Terminator V: Interminable

That was in Kramer's apartment not Jerry's.

They do but it's AOL dial up.

Them Duke boys ain't gonna be happy about this.

Them Duke boys ain't gonna be happy about this.

Independence Day 2: Do We Get Friday Off?

Independence Day 2: Born On The Fourth Of July. Starring Tom Cruise as crippled Vietnam vet battling invading aliens.

Independence Day II: It Depends.

Here're the rural jurors.

Here's all them movies you'uns wanna watch.

Now that's a cutting remark.