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    Because nothing lends itself to comedy like prisoners' phone calls about horrific murders and sexual assaults.

    Quickly, children! Leave the room, while I prejudice the jury pool! WoooooooOOOOOOoooooo….

    10-4, thanks.

    I'm about halfway through the series and among the most jaw-dropping things I've heard so far is Kratz musing (and sounding very knowledgeable on the subject) on how it would have been easier to kill Avery than frame him. Christ.

    David Tennant, "Jessica Jones." Next topic..

    Got it, thanks.

    So, after all the time they've been feeding people into the portal without figuring out a way to get back, it never occurred to anyone until Fitz to tie a rope around your waist, jump in when the portal's in a goo state, then have your friends on earth pull you back out? Did I miss something?

    I believe Quayle had a measurable IQ and would have been able to not blow up the planet. (Basically he would have been the next Gerald Ford.) Agnew or Palin? Yeah, we'd be fucked.

    Unless there's a Warren Z. Harding that I'm unfamiliar with, yes….

    if it were Warren Harding, that would be news.

    Makes sense. I stand enlightened.

    Who has watched both of these shows? Isn't pretty much everyone either too old for one or too young for the other?

    Super Soul!

    Same reason why lots of Jewish actors who fled the Nazis wound up playing Nazis in movies and TV — as a way of saying fuck you. For example: Werner Klemperer in Hogan's Heroes.

    Benny was excellent. Too bad he didn't do more acting outside his lane.

    Pretty sure any double meanings you find in a Mel Brooks movie are fully intended. ("What knockers!" … "Thank you, doctor.")

    And, as he himself said in the movie, Harvey Korman deserved a nomination for Blazing Saddles.

    I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, asskickers, shitkickers and Methodists.

    I have a brother-in-law who I am pretty sure never read Rand, but nevertheless believes paying your taxes is a form of slavery. His word choice. He is a middle-aged white guy, in case you were wondering.

    All jazz artists. Also, the Beach Boys.