All the artery clogging grease doubles for lube too.

Well even Milli Vanilli had fans, and they got sacked too when everyone found out how fake they were.

I prefer my milk flavoured.

This weeks was as those young happening cats would say… savage.

I have a penis Greg, can you milk me?

LOUD NOISES!

Something something SNL. Sad!

Paul Feig: Women directors are great, but with my help could be better.

My mother used to say and do fairly odd things then after a spell in a mental institution and regular doses of anti-psychotics stopped.

Have stars promote a film that is mainly marketed around sexuality.

A clandestine operation would only work if Bill could be shamed by anything in his past but we all know he was and continues to be a turd therefore he is immune to those Rusky newbs.

He's not a killer all those opponents of his just got really clumsy and fell on bullets or decided to drink radioactive tea just for the lulz.

This years just like any other will feature the President roasting the media, the only difference is he will literally be roasting them attached to a pyr.

Probably had some of that awards Charly Kane.

Re-ice it and serve it at a gay wedding.

Im sensing a sub text to his words that isn't necessarily about Aziz.

She's a failed comic? … Yup that explains it.

My Gran and Grandfather had modest jobs, so only had the one boom mic.

If he was an early (and still) fan of them, then why would he wait till 2014 to take exception to their helmets when they have had them pretty much for the entirety of their careers?

If I climax one more time to that video I am likely to die of severe dehydration.