This is actually how I imagined it. It seems very Russian to have the Field Guide on emergency dentistry read like "take a stiff drink and rip the offending tooth out with pliers." Surely they have the resources to procure someone with sufficient medical training, but I bet they view it as an unnecessary luxury (Wants…

You knew the moment Tyrese got all those lines in the beginning that he would be a goner. I couldn't help but laugh a little at the end because of how Rick and the crew were in a big hurry to go…where? The big Amputation & Cauterization Clinic around the corner? What, you couldn't spend two minutes in that house…

I also love how they originally screwed up the "FX presents The Americans" part by using «подарки» instead of «представляет» (the former means 'presents' as in the noun 'gifts,' while the latter is the verb 'to present'). They changed that pretty quickly when people noticed the error.

I liked that the light-hearted moments didn't end with sudden action or misery. TV shows like this have trained me to expect to be set up in those moments. Anyone lets their guard down for a second, they normally pay for it. It's a cheap gimmick and frankly I'm sick of it, so I'm glad they didn't go there tonight. The…

Ah, thanks. I didn't see the promo for next week's episode, just an ad for Mike & Molly so I tuned out.

And there was still no sign of that vampire hit squad, right? How many episodes ago did that seemingly significant development pop up and never resurface? (I'm only half-watching the show by now so do tell if I missed them at any point since their introduction)

He reminds me of the deformed pig people from that Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder" crossed with Daggermouth the fish from that early episode of Family Guy

You were skimming so mindlessly that BOLD, CAPITAL LETTERS weren't noticeable enough for you? You say below that you're capable of reading very quickly, but clearly you weren't reading the review at all. Why get mad at the writer for giving ample warning because you couldn't be bothered to read whole paragraphs?

"The Mist 2: Vampire Boogaloo"

"I destabilized society. Oh no, society is falling apart! But I was paid a lot of money! How could this all possibly negatively affect ME?"

The vampires just seem like zombies to me. I figured they'd be at least semi-intelligent, considering Eichorst. But no, just more bloodthirsty rotting mindless people that need to be decapitated/shot in the head. They made such a big deal about setting up the unique way these vampires infect people and transform, but…

…and YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT on your ass, right?

I loved that as well. They find the wife who killed herself, the vampire husband chained up, the attacked neighbor. They set fire to the shed, then…"is he seriously making them breakfast? That's so…adorable. Gather 'round, kids, it's time for Holocaust vampire stories and eggs!"

So…what about the bitchy lawyer lady? There were four survivors from the plane - Rocker Dude, Ansel, the pilot, and Angry Lawsuit Lady. Are we going to pop in on her fully transformed then? And I'm not quite sure what the significance is (if there is any) of four survivors. The rest of the passengers turned into…

My love of Lee Pace is the only reason I'm still watching this show. On mute, mostly, but still. (Not that the "Jingle All The Way" cabbage patch plot, Cameron's collection of tough girl punk cliches, Joe's sociopathic Don Draper character, and THIS-IS-IMPORTANT-AND-WORLD-CHANGING-DAMNIT tone aren't enticing)

I was so thrilled to find stations that played "hits from the 80s, 90s, and now!" until I realized that the recipe for a "mix" station like this is:
- Mostly Top 40
- A Backstreet Boys song once every few days to include the 90s
- The same exact safe 80s song choices every day: Melt With You, Don't You Forget About Me,…

Facing an endless line of people calling me a "hater" for not being into the latest hot thing. I'm no pop culture snob, I'm very 'live and let live' about these things, but my personal hell is people who refuse to accept your indifference towards a popular movie/tv show/book as indifference rather than hatred. "You…

Exactly. He's grown the balls but not the brain.

After "Buridan's Ass" and "Who Shaves the Barber?" gave us these paradoxes/logic puzzle themes, I LOVED the little conversation between Key and Peele where one tries to tell the little puzzle story, and the other is having none of it. "Why would George W Bush have a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage?" "Get a bigger boat."…

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