The only encyclopedia I go with is Conservapedia. Though it would be better if they could get rid of all those crypto-commies that troll the site.

You're such a moron! Dictionaries… what's next encyclopedias, academic papers. Your moronic moronism just can't wrap your brain around all these advanced ideas!

Shadow been burned! When you look up those statistical studies let us all know. I'm sure they're fascinating.

You're right. The only thing sadder I can think of is not caring so much that I actually read an article about the thing I don't care about and then take the time to post about the thing I don't care about.

It means that you've accurately quoted the person in question but it is unflattering, and therefore needs to be denied. If you can imply the person quoting is a liar, so much the better.

I aim to please.

He also sacrifices children to his dark lord. How do you think he got elected?

Take that troglodytes! Get your kids away from the floods of morality warping, hard-core porn and in front of Donald Trump! He'll warp their morality, but the idea of Trump in a porn will put them off porn viewing for the rest of their lives!

That's easy. In Trump's America, people will find themselves living in a post apocalyptic wasteland. Chaos will be the order of the day as the survivors try to scavenge for food and water while avoiding the roaming bands of cannibals trying to eat them. It will be a bleak, miserable and often short-lived existence.

Ann Coulter denounced the cops in that case for exactly that reason (on CNN). Actually, she both blamed and absolved the cops within 2 minutes.

One can only rant for so long before exhaustion overtakes them. I'm sure Eddie needed to take a nap after all that exhausting fussin'.

I was trying to think of something scary that I couldn't get through. But nothing came to mind. But cringe worthy comedy does cause me to fast forward sometimes.

Since when has being "unethical" and a "respectable attorney" ever been mutually exclusive?

Like that scene in Beastmaster when Beastmaster is rallying the villagers to defend themselves.
Random Villager- "We must fight!"
Random Villager 2- "No, we must flee!"

I understand everything I need to know about Japanese biker culture. They ride around deserted shopping malls and steal Andy Garcia's jacket, right before they cut off his head with a katana while Michael Douglas looks on helplessly.

I like the term "dark web". I never heard it before I saw CSI Cyber… and they use it like 10 times an episode in that show (based on the 4 episodes I've seen of the show).

hmmm. I think my main problem with it… other than the buddy cop format. Was that by that point in my movie watching career I had already started to get sick of Sam Jackson's Sam Jacksonness. And that movie has Sam Jackson at his Sam Jacksoniest.

Maybe the League of Evil… a shadowy organization bent on world domination using ridiculously convoluted plots could retrieve the mangled corpse and turn Alan Rickman into a Bionic Terrorist.

In fairness, he was playing triple A but had his contract bought out by the Bulls because they wanted him to teach Nuke how to be a pitcher.