Don't you think that includes sports equipment?

I quoted Saying Goodbye in a eulogy for a friend and could barely get through it without sobbing. "Someday I know, we'll meet again. Don't know quite where and I don't know quite when. You're in my heart, so until then, it's time to say goodbye."

It never impressed me because I can never remember that Muppets aren't real. Like, why WOULDN'T Kermit be able to ride a bike?

Midwesterner here! I've never heard it actually referred to as a loose meat sandwich other than on Roseanne. We just call it a Maid Rite.

My theory is that Spicer is being held against his will.

Avatar. I didn't see it in the theater, and my understanding is that the visual spectacle of it was the best part of the movie… so it's not really worth watching in your living room. And that means I haven't seen it at all.

Naked.

Malort can go straight to hell. It's a shot that tastes terrible? Golly, that's hilarious. I'm not drinking it.

Your user name just made my day.

"You're still having a man's surname" assumes that your last name was your father's name. That's not necessarily true. Children could have their mother's last name, a hyphen, or a different name entirely.