I'm gargling foot sweat, okay? Alright?

That's an interesting shot of me up there with The Chin, alright? I was showing Jay how I got this Korean prostitute off just by handling her lovely FEET, alright? Okay? Who even needs genitalia anymore? Harvey Weinstein thinks I'm a fucking PSYCHO, okay?

I don't know what Ben & Jerry's is doing, alright? But here in Hollywood, they've synthesized a FOOT flavor and made it into an ice cream. It's a real nutty flavor, alright? Like a real salty, acquired-taste kinda flavor, okay? Alright? It's not for everyone, okay? But I scoop it over a warm slice of pie, alright?

How about a story of a girl who is transformed into her own FOOT, okay? Alright? Are you with me on this? She becomes her own foot. I'm thinking she looks like that giant Monty Python foot, but more feminine, right? Okay?

Sometimes I see Amanda Peet and I start thinking I wanna suck on her Amanda Feet, okay? Alright?