Somehow that's not the only Scottish character that qualifies for this list. There was an old sketch on SNL called "Scottish Soccer Hooligan Weekly" where Mike Myers' character reminisced about a cold night where he couldn't find a hotel room, so he resorted to cutting open a policeman's horse and "slept like the baby…

"We live for just these 20 years, do we have to die for the 50 more?"