So it's almost 2012. Does that mean we're not supposed to hate on Guy Fieri anymore? I can never keep track of these things.

Here's the deal: we'll look at the ads here if you'll hire someone to proofread the articles. Deal? This isn't "Billy's Geocities Blog", it's one of the most popular sites on the entire internet. It's hard to take anyone seriously while they're critiquing with the textual equavalent of their fly open. And your…

Loved Bayeté's little smirk when he thought Sarah was being kicked off the island.

Pardon, but ignorant straight guy here. Are wipes really that important to the gay community? I just read through 762 reasonable discussions hoping someone would have already asked so I wouldn't have to.

I suck at art. Always have. And I think it's because I can't synthesize the opposite concepts of "you must put yourself into your work" and "this work is all about you". Just to prove my point: my favorite was the grow sculpture.

Personally, I thought it looked cheap. Xena cheap. And something happened to Goodwin that takes me out of the story whenever she's on screen ("what happened to her ears?" "did her eyebrows always look like that?" "did she have surgery?"). Poor Jennifer Morrison, she quit one of the #1 shows on TV for this. Things…

Does anyone with a DVR care what's on before or after a show they like? Does anyone under 50 not have a DVR?

This review appears to begin in medea res. What is this, a miniseries? 5 movies? One movie in 5 segments? Is the purpose the stunt directing?

Thanks for that, though you can't pause to read in that player, which sucks.

Are Barney's ewok slides available to view anywhere? My DVR isn't accurate enough to see them all, but I did notice one bulletpoint about "average fecal weight", though I suspect that can't be right as it was given as 43kg.

I don't know why, but “Nobody asked you, Patrice!” struck me as funnier than any other recent line from HIMYM. It was even funny in the preview. It must be all in the delivery.

A 10-second google image search will show how bad an idea it is to ask women who need breast reduction surgery to contact you.

The hipster credo is to shit on whatever is popular. But now paying writers per comment has made shitting on the popular ubiquitous. So shouldn't the hipsters now like House? Or did I miss a newsletter and it's moved on to ironic shitting?

Can we get someone who likes the show (or at least is neutral) to recap it?

Will this be another reboot? Perhaps featuring a van and a very large dog?

It has me guardedly interested. I've scheduled next week to record, but haven't added the series to my DVR schedule just yet.

Yes, I laughed at that bit as well. It balanced well with their running joke of all Burt can think about when he needs to think is the work "think". It was like we were watching the first time in his entire life when he had two thoughts in his head at the same time, and that panicked him more than needing to pee.

I found it too hard to believe even the most stereotyped redneck would think to clean a wound with compressed air.

The movie was better than I expected (mostly because I expected a splatter flick superimposed over Smith's chatty dialog). But I still couldn't call it "good". Mostly because it developed it's own formula: introduce B or C list actor, violently kill them almost instantly, rinse, repeat.