Hoobastank. No?

Shh.

In a way.

Bathy herpday!

Happy bonerday, BirthTime!

What? It came up organically!

If trees could scream, would we still be so cavalier as to cut them down? We probably would, if they screamed all the time.

I finally got all of the dust out of my living room and bedroom. Had I an ounce of energy left, I would have tackled the hallway as well. My roommates "cleaned" the kitchen and bathroom. So there is still dust there as well.

It's Bergman's birthday too! I hear he and your dad didn't get along so well.

I only know Beginners from Tumblr posts of screenshots. I'm guessing you endorse checking it out?

I love him as a person and a few of his early roles but man oh man is he awful at choosing parts.

Just watched that trailer. Why does it take place in Atlanta?

My dog got taken to a veterinarian who injected him with an overdose of barbituates. The vet told me dogs don't go to heaven and made me watch as he burned the body.

Not enough idiosyncratically placed um's and uh's.

Where else would we read it?

What's a robit?

You sunk my Jenga jam

The woman from Sleigh Bells

You bumb bastard.

I remember a couple of things about her in Magic Mike.