Forgive me, el Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your supEErior EEntillect.

I'm gonna go ahead and imagine him singing "goddamn".

At least it wasn't Time of Your Life.

FRIIIIIIIEEEEEENDS FOREVERRRRRRR

What is this "is" shit, Cookie?

"The guy made a million dollars!"

On the way back to his home planet?

I'm coming down with something. Yay Monday.

"Hey Marty! Kundun: I liked it!"

Her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

But you will run your cunt mouth at me… and I will take it to play poker.

Are Friday Buzzkills back?

Nic Cage is the Hollywood equivalent of a million monkeys with typewriters.

Baby, can you dig Boone's the Stand?

My dearest Bedelia… Oh how I have longed to countenance the exquisite beauty of your gentle face. It seems an eternity since I first joined the fray at the Battle of the Old Navy Out of Season Sale Rack.

Tell that to Remain in Light.

And twenty years ago, he wrote every article on the site for the next fifty.

Time After Time is not my least favorite song. Malkmus is not infallible.

Reckoning a sophmore slump? First I've heard of it.

THANKS SUFJAN!