and where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs?!

I have met intelligent people who like what they'd read of her, which was all the more frustrating.

Let me axe you a question about nuculer weapons.

What if a 400lb person says they are the biggest fan of jogging? Might just be true.

Looking forward to sharing that one with the grandkids, huh?

Awww fiddlesticks.

Well that's just like… you're opinion, man.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond pt 1
Shine On You Crazy Diamond pt 2

Another Brick in the Wall pt 1
Another Brick in the Wall pt 2
Another Brick in the Wall pt 3
In the Flesh?
In the Flesh
Pigs on the Wing pt 1
Pigs on the Wing pt 2
Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Nah, it's "Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you heeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee am I floating in my tin caaaaan"

Be thankful you're not Ray Combs.

Are the other parts being pushed down by the Devil?

I like my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts.

I had a club sandwich the other day, and I'm not even a member! I don't know how I get away with it.

They got us working in shifts!

With friends like you, who needs friends.

Dreadful sorry.

Tie between Say Yes and Christian Brothers. And it's not an easy choice.

Sit yo monkey ass down.

Oh, I've had the syph.