Because it is the best and one of the very best albums of the 00's and because that is my opinion against which there is no defense.

Mine was Being John Malkovich. And my first concert was the Jackson Victory tour in 1985. I think I peaked early.

It's a walk off.

This is some good watermelon.

Like buying the 4s when the 5 is just around the corner.

Hey Frank, how do you feel about Lars Von Trier? And pornos, for that matter?

What the book presupposes is… maybe they aren't?

Yeah, it's not there. One of those I don't feel bad about torrenting since the powers that be don't seem to be in a hurry to make it available digitally.

Scrawler, that's exactly how I felt about GBH, which I also saw this weekend. Visually, it's Anderson at his height. But the character work left just a smidge to be desired which is what is currently keeping it off the top tier of Anderson's films for me. That said, I also believe it is going to improve on re-watch.

Fun fact: That line was written in because Titus Welliver was having an allergic reaction to the glue they used to attach his sideburns. Milch wrote out Silas Adams sideburns!

My problem with the Great Beauty is the opening party sequence. It feels like it was guest directed by Baz Luhrmann, whose style I've never been able to stomach. It slows down after the opening 20 minutes of manic over the top extravaganza but by that point it had pretty much lost me and didn't try particularly hard…

Wow, sick burn on Harry Knowles out of no where!

Is that Andy Kaufman?

But then it got scary again when Peter Cushing.

AND KEEP IT DOWN! WOOOOH!!!

MTV had some serious faith in those guys. Comedy Central has shaky faith in the former members of the State, at best.

Baba ganoush!

Hodor is the warmest color.

I've hooked up with a few former not quite D listers if that counts.

Spike Lee accidentally tweets Oscar de la Hoya's home address.