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Dirk Calloway
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I'd love to see Norm floating around the bar, trying in vain to get back to his stool.

I did too.

That song references my neighborhood in Queens over and over so I'm partial towards it, but that whole album is great.

I work in Soho and when I watch that movie now, I see the streets I walk down every day as they were 30 years ago. The change is astonishing.

Except Guy, but we know you can't admit that.

Hey!

Phil? Phil Connors?

Thank God! I haven't ironed in years but I can't go three sentences without employing sarcasm. Because sincerity is sooooo wonderful.

Nope, secret. For it is a sin punishable by harsh ribbing to choose a non-Annie-non-Manhattan-non-Purple Rose-non-Hannah-non-Crimes Woody as favorite.

God I love that movie. It's my secret favorite Woody.

Don't feel incredulous. I'm always prepared to feel bad.

Come on, now I feel bad. Of course it's a joke.

Wait, since when are the Star Wars prequels terrible?

Can the inevitable still be disappointing?

Why am I suddenly in the mood for a dickshake?

I don't know what I expected.

That's preposterous.

You would.