I was just making a self-deprecating joke about still not knowing my place in the world at 35.

I was born a poor black child.

By that rationale, 35 should be a good PJ age too.

Binaural would have been a great EP if it were just these songs:

I like Lowlight.

No.

Dead eyes like a doll's eyes?

Yours did that while I was reading "to the left about a millimeter". Creepy.

What you call progress… I call the rape of the comments section.

It begins…

you sank my jenga jam

A reasonable comment from a reasonable commenter.

Get Robin Wright on the phone, stat!

He wasn't circumcised.  Does that help?

Ah.  I guess I ignored it because it also mentioned the Gameological thing I couldn't give less of a fuck about.

Ok, what is all this about Disqus changing and how did everyone hear about it but me?

That's right, I'll TEACH ya to be happy!  I'll teach your grandmother to SUCK EGGS!

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMO-SHAHN!!!

I would have gone with cannoli.

It takes place in Sweden, not Brooklyn.