J. Edgar, but whatever.

I forgot about the boobies!

You got your son a whoopie cushion for his birthday?  Times are tough, huh.

Didn't you see the Social Network?  That's the whole point of Facebook!

Merle Haggard - Cherokee Maiden
Marnie Stern - Risky Biz
The Beatles - Bad Boy
Pulp - Bad Cover Version
Dinosaur Jr. - Been There All the Time

You haven't lived.

Nosfaratu. 

You used to have a reason to be a fan.

DISQUUUUUUUUS!!!!

In the middle of the day on a Thursday?  They're an accident prone bunch, huh?

Hooray for school!  Hooray for me!

BURNINATE'D!!!

You don't have to.  I don't know what pilot they watched but the one I watched already has copious nudity, most importantly from my Lizzy.

I clicked on the first one which took me to some metal song which was whatever but then on the right there was a video of a home birth.  THAT was metal.

I thought it said 8mm pillow cases, which is somehow more terrifying than your average Nicholas Cage pillow case.

Joke? I see no joke.

Hasn't Jesse been through enough?

Me.

Office for Mac

Here, smell this.