Same!

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier as to cut them down?  We probably would… if they screamed all the time."

…outed?

They were about girls, right?  Just kidding.

OUTED!!!

OUTED!!!

He looks like the buddy Christ from Catholicism Wow! campaign from Dogma.

I can't handle poor ol' Dave Foley having to voice the death of a character.  I just can't.

This whole sub-thread wins the day… and my heart.

Seven?

Do you seriously not know It's Always Sunny?

One gimmick I will always miss.

Same!

Link, please.

Makes sense, considering the percentage of black people decreases considerably and proportionally with the person's distance from Atlanta.

Can we get a petition started?

Annyong!

After living with chickens for a while, you'll be amazed at how ok you'll be with murdering them.  They are mean and stupid and just plain awful.

Knock knock.  My fist up your balls!

The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Get Over Here
Ween - Morning Glory
Miles Davis - Moja, Pt. 2
The Pixies - Monkey Gone to Heaven
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Murder Was the Case