Get the fuck outta here!

I read this comment three times before I realised I was mixing up Jonah Goldberg with Jonah Hill.

You take that back!

I quite liked this…for a while. However, I got a bit bored when I realised that my "solving" the case wouldn't have any repercussions for the characters. Maybe I gave up on it too soon, but it's hard to really get invested in a game which takes place entirely on an old police computer.

Oh, great. Now I'm reading everything in Davos' voice!

That's because he was standing right behind you that whole time.

And had adenoids.

For me it's the Harry Potter books. If you're a kid, great. Read away. I encourage it. If you're an adult, however, put that shit down. You're only embarrassing yourself. Also, you remind me of my ex who, as far as I know, is still planning on calling her first child Hermione, and probably irrespective of gender.

Okay, I'll admit it: I couldn't hold out and torrented the first two episodes. All I'll say is

Does Podrick still have a massive dick?

Puppies? PUPPIES?!?

I am SO triggered right now!!

YAAY! Go Chuck!

I loved Dong's inadvertent Rick Moranis impression at the Ghostbusters restaurant!

It's pretty good. Hardy makes for an excellent Heathcliff.

Probably not as much as Ghostbusters 2.

"…he’s just getting everyone to do what he wants by talking to them and touching his ring."

I know this is a dick thing to say, but is there anything more hipster than sneering at inauthentic folk music on an AV Club comments thread?

Your time will come, Sea Man…

And learn to use fucking capital letters!