and then realise that the a-holes who came up with all these bullshit rules were a pack of laughing demons.

not even. just a red shirt like Coulson said

I knew there was something off about this place all along. I suspect Janet is god and the reboot thing is bs, it's a subterfuge. she owns them all.

plz. it's all warpaint and photoshop. underneath the facade is the crumbling edifice of age. Kyle can go suck an older cock

shut it, you freak. sasse was born in 1987, the same year Kylie was singing Do the Loco-Motion with Big 80s Hair. He doesn't need to be raiding the granny closet for dates. He should enjoy himself with young woman. He could be so lucky.

In real life, it gets even weirder. Joshua Sasse who plays Xavier is 28 years old. He recently got engaged to Kylie Minogue who is 48 years old. He has serious mommy issues.

Who the fuck is Xander? And d00d he fake emailed her boss a resignation letter than included slurs. And she gave the asshole another chance. he / she / it would be so far in my rearview mirror by now.

if she had had any sense, she would have fled the premises and shacked up with the biggest baddest Amorite who could wield a sword that weighed more than the body mass of Arnold Schwarznegger and who could kill a man at 20 paces just by grinning at him.

actually, he thought some mangy dog would greet him.

time for you to go walk on the ocean, jesus

why don't you write that down on a papyrus scroll and seal it in a clay jar in a Bedouin cave? In millennia to come, a little boy will throw a rock into a cleft to chase a ram out and hear a clay jar break and then he will call the village elders to investigate and they will find what you wrote and proclaim you an…

Licky me there and I'll tell you my secret

Hey man, we freed our slaves long before the US did.

SADF. We did good work protecting our citizens in the townships. Of course, you never saw that, because every liberal journalist came down and lied their asses off. They would photograph workers sleeping under a tree and then label them as being shot by security forces. We never did stuff like that. We weren't…

Yo, man, you think cops don't kill ppl in secret, the world over? It happens every freaking day, man. That's why I don't support the police, any police.
If I could wave my hand and every cop dropped dead, I'd wave them away.

"I'm sick and tired of 5-0 running up on the block, you know what I'm saying? Yo snow, they came around looking for you the other day. Word? Word! Bust it. Informer…"

no, i'll stick with it, because in case you haven't noticed people take religion seriously, and when they do that, they fuck up our lives with their bullshit. it's not just radical islam which is doing that, it's good ole fashioned xtianity which has been fucking this world up for 2 milennia already. dragging us down…

Janet didn't play the clip long enough. After the bullshit screaming, George Carlin comes on and says "just kidding, we're having a blast down here. say, can you refill my martini while gloria sucks me off, ta toots."

ABraham Lincoln's son was killed in a theater by an exploding asteroid.

i am big on analysing the bible, because xtians refuse to do so. instead of analysing, they spend too much time accepting and believing the horseshit.