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John Bishop
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"I got a hole in my heart the size of a truck/And it won't be filled by a one-night fuck…like a possum." Can't believe I just pulled this out of the air…

"Whaddaya know, Haddi-Man?"
"AaAaAaAaA I'm a trendy tote bag!"

"My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a chipwich!"

"I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the Sibbie.

DOUBLE DEUUUUUCE!!!

"I know you're out there, Hey Steve! I'll blast you til tomoroooooww noooooon!"

The Cheat is to the limit!

"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"

"AaAaAaAa! I'm your death's door neighbor."

"AAAaaAAAaaAAA! It's time for TASTEBALL!"

"A gloo stick, some glitta paint
Words cut out from a magazine
BFF carved in a tree
That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"

"Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!"
"LATHE'D!!!"
"I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!"

"Look lively! LOOK LIVELY!!!"

"Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives.
We'll pawn your dad's computer,
and we'll sail to Paradise.
You're a girl…
or maybe a wagon
filled up with pancakes."