Hey. We're not so innocent. Someone mentioned that yesterday.

So… Dennis Miller, right? That bench is not very deep.

Hey! Awesome job making about the shittiest comparison you could make! Good for you! You have no clue what is being discussed.

in 2014

On The 21st (and Last) Century
The (Executive Order) Producers
Book of Morons

"Hello Young White Supremacists"

Stomped by a boot with the friiiiinge on top.

They're doing a show about that Macintosh ad? Seems a little too niche.

I find Taboo's head on confrontation of slavery and colonialism a refreshing change of pace

Considering that their philosophy for handling criticism in the press amounts to "Well, that's, like, your opinion, man," this fits comfortably.

You've guessed. He's all for the best.

At least the "overly-stylized" place.

Mindy's the Man in the High Castle… wait, glomming shows together….

I am admittedly getting a little tired of using the "unreliable narrator" as the easy-in for "prestige TV" (and yes, this is funny enough to be of that caliber of show, even if is not granted the title… it's as laugh-out-loud at times as Silicon Valley or Veep). But I think we have an unreliable narrator here…

Thanks, Mitt.

You say "flop," I say the most frequently watched movie in my household when my kids were 4 and 2. "Together, forever, the world seems fine / I never would ever leave you behind" is a lyric… that is sung to a BLANKET… It's taken YEARS of drinking to get this movie's script out of my mind.

Every time I enjoy a chicken sandwich from there it is a god-damned crisis of conscience. A cheesy, tasty, god-damned crisis of conscience.

If anything it sounds ageist. We're eating those older birds so that they can go out with dignity.

seriously. i consider them "warm protein chunks" more than "chicken" and they fulfill a very specific craving when needed and why does this sound so sexual?

And I turned 'round and there you go
And, Donald, you would fall
And turn the white snow orange as doofuses
At election time