He meant to say "Sebastian." Now you know, right?

Sometimes an occular patdown isnt enough.

They have a very progressive culture afterall, Finland.

Can he stay in "unknown location" forever? Please?

Thats it…Imma fight you.

The only way to go is deer jerky…made yourself. Delicious.

Morny Rocky?

Actually, can I get this "spicoli323" as well? *tosses it on counter* Thanks…

I'll take two "bradleys", please.

Id fight all her ex-boyfriends.

Not only the break she deserves, but killing it on 2 of the best written/acted/directed shows currently on TV.

*sees your journal, steals it and chucks it into Mariana Trench

Ahhhhh, Louise.

This is actually my reaction when someone asks me to GO to Louisville.

*in Tom Hardy voice: "Then maybe he shouldnt coach like a girly little bitch."

There Will Be Blood to Get a Matsumoto Shaved Ice

There was a burger in that ad?

Little known fact: it was a litter of 8 to begin with.

I dunno, but personally I dont expect/ask my kids to look to politicians and tv personalities for moral guidance.

Mind. Blown.