Im getting a doc made about me? Awesome!

Dear UK,
We're sorry.
-USA

"Alternative. Facts. Alternative facts. Baseball."

I lol'd.

More like, "I havent released a proper girls-shitting album in close to 40 years."

THIS WOULD BE AMAZING. I want to see them all on a giant empty cruise ship together now, hugging the coast all the way to Portugal (headed down ol' South America way, eh Mikey?).

Im confident the eyebrows are here to stay.

Nah, but if it did, this is what an AVClub editor woud do:

After a long time of refusing to watch this with my wife, I recently relented. I actually love this show now.

Yep, cause the left doesnt use trigger words does it? Invalidation all around!

And Im always curious how the left expects to move forward in this country by labeling anyone that doesnt agree with them in every facet a Nazi (or Trump supporter). But eh, to each his own. Carry on.

Hey, Im genuinely happy for you, Carpe.

And reductive cutpasta of liberal talking points arent? <3 you.

The dude needed to vent, its okay…but, pro tip, keep it under 10 pages and stay on topic.

LOL man thats a lot of mad. you related to the author?

Ooooooo, touche'.

Unfortunately, I think our government is made up of more SJI's than SJW's now. Hard to think of anyone that can navigate and effectively sway people of various ideological bents from either side today. Our forefathers would be sick.

You should tell that to anyone not practicing Sharia Law in the temporarily banned immigrant countries.

Coulda fooled me.

I always figured at the start of Galaxy Quest that he was just playing himself when he was a douche to the kids.