I can only imagine how exhausting it is to be around some of these bloggers IRL.

Id like to start a Day Without Turkeys to show the world how mistreated they are. Wait, no, that doesnt make sense…a Day Without Dead Cats?

Cant some rabbits hraka in peace?

This poor sumbitch had no idea his little vid would turn up on buzzfe….sorry, av club, to be dissected by film nerds.

Assistant TO the manager.

I think youre referring to people who never leave school…career "students" certainly lean liberal. Some of us that graduate and leave to earn a living and provide for a family think otherwise.

Edit: "Sweet Potatoes

If you have hate in your heart, let it out.

Make sure you try the southwestern eggrolls, theyre fantastic!

We dont have to agree on politics with everyone, but the man gave us Joe Banks. Show some respect.

More like Tom Dranks.

Yeah, 15 y/o somethings.

"Couch of the United States"….a lot of good men have died for that couch, woman!

Yes. I could watch McPoyles get stabbed with forks then toss milk on the wound all day long.

WHAT?! A new president blaming all his troubles on the previous president? Unheard of!

Ugh, that sucks. Bad categories to fall into for any person.

Hot take warning, please! Careful livin on the edge like this.

Ill say it, Im happy for him.

Outdated Joke-of-the-Day: J.J. Abrams says Lens Flare deserves an Oscar for The Last Jedi

Same. I mean, I havent look up there in a while but if you'll give me a moment…