*in Inigo Montoya voice* I do not think the word hero means what it used to mean.

Yeah, my eyes are up here, AV Club!

Example…

Seriously. Have any of you even SEEN a real chicken?

Shes obviously evolved to easily be able to fish ants out of a hollow log. When the rest of us have long since starved to death, she'll be fat and happy licking her long delicate digits.

Ooooooooh, dad.

These people are the salt of the earth…how could you revel in their misery?

Imagine the (even bigger) shitstorm if the movies had been reversed in this situation.

You havent seen Fargo? How do you even call yourself a doctor, man?!

-The Bruce Jenner Autobiography

Even Cricket gets a bar-entrance chant. Poor Sweet Dee.

Clever headline. AVC or io9…who can even tell anymore.

Thats the most 1987 joke ever.

Dont worry, his dad is going to shoot their own tail off before they get in range.

He chose (his flight plan)…poorly.

And whys your twin brother here?!?!

*hits stopwatch*

They spared no expense….cept for a CGI alien…too expensive.

"Articles" is used loosely around here.

It will, when Channing Tatum shows up to be on McBrides team.