Hipsters are so emo! /puts on walkman headphones, cranks We Built This City

…and they'll shoot kill-scenes for the entire 50-person cast to ensure no one finds out what no one cares about.

Lighten up, Francis.

If anyone deserves a battle rez, its definitely the Cyclops (thanks RB).

Its probably already in this mass of comments, but can we petition Melisandre to bring Wun Wun back to life? PLEASE?

#WunWunMountainBowl or give me death!

GET….MENDOZA…………

Okay, I'm officially off the Cleganebowl Train, and starting my own: The WunWunMountainbowl Train. Whos with me???

Your mic isnt on, Janeane.

If? Dont you mean "when"? I have extra clubs and torches if anyone needs one.

You cant wait for the death-throes to set it on a hangin when theres a high likelihood of the guy poopin down his leg into said boots. Besides, ol' Hound just had a hankerin' for some hangin hombres' Double-H boots.

Dont forget Arnie's fav: "Stick around."

So, he's basically just a draft-dodger that fled to Mexico.

Do you mean, The Bat. Man?

"You're not wrong, O'Reilly, you're just an asshole."

I dont know what I was expecting…

Just like you do with a good ham.

The Hound is basically the Leeroy Jenkins of Westeros.

The only way this doesnt suck is if Ron throws out the 2nd half (well, quarter) of this book. Also, they pretty much HAVE to cast Elon Musk as Sean Probst, right?

Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?