"For all my southside ni**a's that know me best
I feel me and Trump might still have sex.
Why? I made that bitch Famous"

Blast. The one time I wish I hadn't dropped out of Ichthyology.

I think you meant to say this carpy movie

…..," said Trump, when asked how he chose members of his Cabinet.

The first Blade was entertaining but they should have stopped after 1.

Make sure to add a little sugar to the water you're keeping the tree in a few days prior to decorating. After that, add some rum to the bucket of water and boy oh boy, that's a piney, festive treat.

I was expecting her to have a larger role in the Jungle Book. Maybe she can be a snake princess in Disney's upcoming feature Black Snake Moana.

La- La Land

This was a bust. If Trey & Matt want to serialize an entire season into one long story arc it has to have a bigger payoff at the end. Even if the original storyline was modified because of the election results, the best joke - the member berries - should have still played a more significant part. I hope next season…

YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!!! WHY?!

Just hook it to my veins!

Phantastic! I'll take phive.

So, I can assume he'll go walkin' in the moonlight with Lara Croft….

*local man admitted to hospital after eating 43 chicken scented candles*

But I don't wanna be a pirate.

PB&J, Harvey?

I'm going to make an assumption here but I think this show is going to be a big hit with Dikachu.

I have a box of cd's I'm trying to get rid of….how much will you give me for the whole lot?

Memba when Johnny Depp was actually good?

Ah finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favourites: honey roasted nuts with guns. Ingredients, salt, artificial roasting agents, the lives of millions.