"See you at the party, Richter!"

I want my Wonder Woman draped in the stars and stripes, and played by a man. As the founding fathers intended when they created her.

I was gonna go until I heard Vagina Wasp pulled out.

Let he who is without rocks in his vagina cast the first stone.

This planet is a trash heap.

Someone once said that while he isn't an amazing actor, he tends to pick decent movies. I think I sort of mostly agree with that.

Hey, this is great. Fuck you, Ted.

Correct. But lordy, I hope there are pee tapes as well.

I dunno. I kinda love this. Pretty good job, internet!

My go-to Trump image is the one where he's climbing the stairs to air force one and the wind exposes his enormous, diapered ass.

It's entirely possible that Barron is super dumb. Who knows? If you look at how the rest of his siblings have turned out…

His sons look like they are understudies for a high school production of American Psycho

I enjoy watching the guy make an ass of himself as much as anyone else. But this was a strategically dropped covfefe. I just hope people move on from it quickly and resume paying attention to what he's trying to distract us from.

Well, it's worked out pretty good for him so far.

Also, he's pulling out of the Paris Agreement. But yeah, covfefe and all that…

i'm still not totally clear on whether or not this will be too intense for my kid, but good on DC for trying to make one of their films at least somewhat accessible to the target audience for a change.

I've been to Radio Shack on two occasions this year and both times they seemed genuinely confused about why I was shopping there.

Please clap.

It's pronounced "Jeb".

Hm, Yes that sounds like a certain someone.