I'm holding out hope that Affleck is still invested in this movie not being terrible.

I am pretty stoked for that one.

I get all my scoops from a shoe shine on the corner.

Yep. At this point it's just practical to assume these movies are cursed. Cursed by terrible decision making, anyway.

I dug the trailer as well. But then I recall being totally suckered by the Man Of Steel trailer.

Word on the street is that Wonder Woman is a piece of shit. I really hope that isn't true, though.

Yep yep. "Take no shit" was pretty much lesson one for both of my girls.

This is the first thing to get a laugh out of me in the last 24 hours.

Hated it at first but eventually started laughing at the Michael Cone gag. Somewhere between a laugh and a moan, because the last few days have left me dead inside.

It wasn't until he started fighting nazis that I was willing to let that one go.

One could argue the current president is a shape-shifting sewer clown.

Goddamn that is some cold blooded shit.

She is a reanimated skeleton, sent to do the devil's work.

Well the first thing he'd probably do is tear it down and then build his own inferior version.

Ha. I had to read that one a few times. I will still sign off on the sentiment behind it.

I'm pretty ok with people screaming at Nazis. Their opinions don't need to be heard.

I get the impression it's on a lot of people's minds right now.

Because people are terrible and everything sucks.

Can this guy please stop making X-Men things? He is terrible.

I want the new season to be great, so take your time. But I also want it RIGHT NOW, so fuckin' hurry up.