Once he fails his insane followers they will hopefully tear him to pieces.

If that story is real, I will cherish it always

Korn did Unplugged? Wow, I had no idea. I bet that sounded great.

Intelligence briefings are a waste of time, but he definitely has time for this. That's great.

Miseducation is an all-timer

Not with Phantom, eh? Was it Cats?

My kid loves Force Awakens. That is literally all the movie had to do to be a success in my book.

Is this the same Trump who is a walking, talking pair of clown shoes?

Shouldn't be much work to cast non-white actors in movies, either.

I will take any opportunity. I am doing it right now. Sexier when Heston did it, though.

Chris Gaines is waiting by the phone for an offer.

Kid Rock is plenty gamey already.

I'd say he was the luckiest squad member. He doesn't have to return for a sequel.

What about Slipknot? You know, the man who can climb anything?

And weirdly caressing his bare chest after getting winded from running.

Fair point. God, that movie was a let down. Smith's performance was the only thing I enjoyed about it.

Basic premise aside, they didn't appear to reference the book at all, really.

Maybe when Trumples brings all the jobs back, we can use "unemployed" as a sick burn on message boards. Until then it's just a scummy thing to say

Have you ever read Motley Crue's memoir? It's the greatest thing ever written by man or beast. And hoo boy do they ever fuck some people.

What should you wear in Target? A tuxedo?