Cannot provide an oar, but here's a video of him being hit with cricket balls. I don't think Lee was aiming at the stumps at all.

Perhaps you're referring the the eugenics program that ran for over 40 years…

Might wanna look into British vs American style, me old china!

Randy Orton was seven years old. You could have severely traumatised him (or maybe even broken a bone that wouldn't set right) and prevented him from ever darkening our screens. You were our last hope!!

Real question is, would a major key make Lars' drumming any more in time?

Not Scottish. I don't think a Scot would be capable of writing something as twee as HP.

Top "journalism", that, when the "journalist" in question needs to have the use of basic punctuation explained to them.

If you're going to quote something, please actually quote it. The line from Star Wars is: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." So at best you could have done "…a [more] wretched hive of scum and villainy." As a pedant and old-school nerd, I find these things important even if no-one else…

I love books and films that linger so this is a big thumbs up for me. I would add songs, but that's kinda obvious - a song's primary purpose is to linger even, or especially, the ones you don't want to.

"Speed" is the right choice, but Drunken Master 2 gave us this fight - if you haven't seen it, it's the final battle, and the key moment is 1:08 into the scene.

Two things about this film. One, because I had to google him, it made me find out that Doc Brown is Zadie Smith's brother. Cool family.

You are Ricky Gervais and I claim my five pounds.

"The Invention of Being a CLINT"

The problem with Extras is that last(?) episode with Andy on Big Brother dropping the truth bomb like I'm at home going "fuck me, I hope someone is recording this cause this is just blowing my mind and is going to take a lot, A LOT, of viewings for me to process this mushroom-trip like reality injection."

It's Richard Dawkins I think of when I think "who is not an arsehole?"

feat. Miley Cyrus (Calvin Harris remix)

I think Operation Yewtree has made the concept of a lifetime pass a fucking dodgy proposition at best.

Jai "I'm just talking meat" Courtney.

A wrestling picture you say? Just don't get that Barton Fink guy to work on it, he'll never fucking finish it!

Lars has already come in… three days early.