Finally. Now the word gleek can go back to its original meaning: spitting saliva specifically through tongue pressure, until someday down the line DC will get desperate enough to make a Super Friends movie.

As soon as the main dude left his chick at the altar in the pilot, the show lost half its audience, because it's truly a nightmare scenario for women. They don't want to believe that their man would be happier without them. So the lesson learned here is to tuck your tail in between your legs and write a terrible show…