He says he's going to take a shit because he can't improvise a better line.

Zing!

There's the perspective I've been looking for!

Oh no! I read wrong! Play me off, Johnny!

You're wrong. I'm from the future. It happened.

You are not appreciated enough.

Good point about the series itself being camp, but most viewers not getting it. I find that a bit funny. The showrunner is mocking the very people who support the show.

Am I a bad person if I didn't care about the lady, but was relieved the dog was okay?

Well, he M. Night Shyamaloned us. Didn't see that coming. I actually thought it was going to be good!
That being said, the characters and actors were great, and the plot was good until act III of episode 10. I don't understand all the Ben Burke hate. You know what he acts like? A teenage boy! I have a teenage brother,…

I swear, if we get some 7th day level bullshit twists, imma be pissed.

There are dogs and birds.

Zing!

He's too dark!

I say this every week: I love Colin Jost and the Weekend Update. Now just let me get a thirty second head start before I am chased by a mob of pitchforks and torches.

He's totes gorg.

Is it just me, or does the actor that's playing Wells remind you a bit of Goldblum?

I like Jost. He's the most.