Strongly agree. This is pretty atrocious, and spends most of its word count rambling on meaninglessly. Come on, AV Club!

This proves it: writing isn't the namby-pamby, injury-free career that everyone's been making it out to be! See? Writers are taking a physical risk, too! I feel vindicated.

Stick Stickly! I'm gonna have a nostalgia-gasm! Is Face back too?

@avclub-3111c60f45680e4001c9e8dcb40bc7c3:disqus I was being dead serious! I love musicals too, and I think it's a tragedy that we have so few of them coming down the pipeline. I find a lot to dislike in Moulin Rouge! and Chicago, but at least they were trying to keep the musical alive.

YESSS! Musicals! Just what Hollywood needs right now.

Eww, that's icky! But the 10-year-old in me loves it! I guess we know Contagion's ideal audience.