Yayyyy! Misogyny!

To be quite honest, I'd say it's more people like you who elected Trump. Not all, certainly, but more than enough votes for Trump were derived from attitudes such as yours wherein a huge set of the country were declared to be stupid, "on the wrong side of history" and racist without any attempt at actually…

Ey! It's like this jabroni ain't never heard of Jersey or somethin'!

As WWBD said, I don't really get the flak you're receiving here. Someone in here was calling for the Cullinan dude to be fired and PWC as well which seems like quite an overreaction to the situation. "Oh my gosh! Someone got handed the wrong card! Let's git'em!"

"Cancer May Give You Extra Big Boners"

Nooooo … it's one or the other. Depending on which universe you're from.

Has anyone made a Marisa Tomei joke yet? If not, I'll be right down!

I came here looking for someone making a comment about Emma Stone and quipping with this but … You won.

What? No. Fuck you. Surely there must have been better makeup work out there this past year, as well. Jeesh.

The National Endowment for the Arts placement was merely a ruse!

"Who's living in an alternate universe?"

And it hurt my feelers.

Well, I came here hoping that no one had made a particularly clever Paxton/Pullman joke yet. I see they haven't, but the ones I saw were not of good quality (if yours was good, I guess I didn't see it, sorry), so I'll just relay the joke I made to my movie group this afternoon immediately after having heard:

Shit, I had totally forgotten about that movie. It was a LOT better than I had thought it would be. Someone begged me to watch it (I really have no idea why) and … well, it was a lot better than I had thought it would be. I'll have to watch that one again here soon. Maybe tonight.

Wouldn't it be great if it was house cats instead?

You made my Saturday night! … Now I'm sad.

DAMNIT THAT WAS MY JOKE, JOKE THIEF!

This comment's funny because people sometimes don't realize that when they explain a joke, it probably wasn't really a joke in the first place, because jokes should be able to be understood without the explanation.

This almost reads like a "Wiki Wormhole" article until you get to the end and you don't have the odd, meandering segue to the next article. (In this article, I imagine "rules" would be the jumping off point: "Speaking of rules, they've been around for a while, I guess, and next week we'll find out which rules were…

Providing the qualifier "very" is you being too nice.