I would literally pay money to see this. If so, I hope he brings the same enthusiasm to Batman that he brought to the Babe and Happy Feet franchises.

But the headline on A.V. Club specifically said "The Batman has its new director". They couldn't say that if they didn't have their new director! It's the law!

That would make a good porno name …

I get the feeling she's also the type who, when reading dialogue, asks why the dialogue is in scare quotes.

I live in a small town and have heard it mentioned by the kids who think they're, "like, in-tune, and so cool". They also talk about IASIP. I think that if people in my small town are talking about it, it's probably got a pretty decent following—or maybe not and they see having him get married as the perfect way to…

The anal sex bit was so funny that I texted my ex-girlfriend to tell her how sad I was for her that she isn't able to watch Man Seeking Woman anymore (no tv, internet).

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A human-skunk hybrid made from the dead parts of each? Does it have the heart of a loving human or a blood-thirsty skunk?

Not really, he looks a lot more like a humanized Pepe Le Pew.

Shhhh! The zombies don't show up till the tag. THAT'S the setup for the sequel. Brad Pitt is already in talks to play an AIDS zombie.

Perfect.

Wait … is this NOT a movie yet? Can I option it?

Huh. I always expected Sam Raimi to look more like Guillermo del Toro or Luc Besson.

I feel for Melania, in a sense. On the one hand, she married some dude for his money. That sucks in a lot of ways, not least of which is to find yourself in a position where you would think it agreeable. But they both knew the deal. They had a "social contract" of types. And yeah, my earliest memory of thinking Trump…

That's not going to happen. People would be mad about it and many on the left would call for the impeachment of the entire administration but so long as he's doing his job correctly—and I mean that in terms of not doing blatantly illegal things—he'll stay as President. If it comes down to it.

Well yeah, it's a Fox show! I'm not sold on the idea that their airing anything out of order is affecting my take on the show. Perhaps it is. But I think it's unlikely. Besides, the first two definitely seem to be in the correct order and I was not feeling it before the show even started, so really this is pretty…

Heh, yeah, he is always just a different level of Charlie.

Horrible Bosses wasn't the worst thing ever, it just wasn't really anything worth writing home about. I feel that Jason Bateman doesn't really make good movies, either.

There are so many awesome things that could have happened but … only in parody. Though it would have been great if, had he become the Star Lord, they worked in an opportunity for him to say that he needed to get his "tools," etc.

I keep thinking about that. Ugh, that would have been so awesome. But @avclub-62ae6d9e1a24836a391716549223464f:disqus makes a really good point. It probably would have been really creepy.