Seriously what is this article. It's not even an article. It's just, like, "omg! This guy's name is practically cunt!"

"Directed by and starring Dax Shepard"

Gosh, that's a good quip. I've seen Holes and Even Stevens, but the rest are just for a paycheck to fund my true passion project: Internet commenting.

So … you're saying you are able to see the turd as it flies through the air and hits him in the face? Because I watched the video a couple times and can't see it. Please provide a screenshot of the exact moment.

OK, I see him wiping it away at the end but I didn't actually see shit. I didn't see shit

"Durr durr durr, you must support rape culture if you think that people who are photographed/filmed for a living want any kind of attention!!11"

"You are presuming, based solely on her public attire"

No, it's not, try thinking it through a little.

I find these statements hard to believe because I just can't imagine doing that, but … people do that … (It's why some judge somewhere found that masturbating in public was within someone's first amendment rights or something? I don't remember entirely. I don't see how, but whatever.)

Not to mention that his dramatic statements that EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR TRUMP IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST and so on … A few weeks back I saw a comment thread where he alleged he's an attorney. Can you imagine that guy being an attorney?! Hah! That guy, an attorney, I'm sure. Although, all fields need some crazy guy harping…

WOW. I was not expecting to see her name attached to the bottom of THAT quote …

I mean, if you can provide an instance of a woman ever saying she'd "like to fuck that guy" or talking about her bowel movements or something, I'd sure like to see it, because as we all know, no woman would ever do such a thing.

Upvoted for blocking JMP. I haven't yet, I really enjoy reading his posts and then posting contrary opinions.

Yeah but that meltdown was practically OBSCENE. And I am pretty hesitant to use that … But I use "obscene" in the same sense that I would use it to describe @Cerusee:disqus.

Hahahahaha, oh my gosh, that's funny stuff.

So people who are half-naked in public and being filmed/photographed don't want attention?!

Nope!

Right now, you're being a dumb person. You have handed over your brain to … someone or something.
You're doing dumb things in the world. I hope someday you pick up the
pieces of your brain and you fix it and you stop doing dumb in the
world. I live there, and I would like you to stop.

Right now, you're being a dumb person. You have handed over your brain to … someone or something. You're doing dumb things in the world. I hope someday you pick up the pieces of your brain and you fix it and you stop doing dumb in the world. I live there, and I would like you to stop.

Not even quite the same thing, twat-bot, but for the right price, that could be worthwhile.