Nothing, I was just wondering.

Home Counties? Or south coast?

So which bit of the UK do you live in?

There's also the Alien game for the ZX Spectrum, which came out in 1984:

I'm sure "Aquariums are submarines for fish" isn't an original line but it was the first time I'd heard it and I laughed like hell. His delivery was perfect too.

Dickhead.

Depends. Were they white, female, attractive Christians?

Fuck off.

Ah, I'm way too young to remember the days of hot metal. But the newspaper office I work in has an actual form from the 1950s and it's incredible to think that papers were put together that way… although I'm sure the guy who made that form could probably do a page just as fast as I can on my PC.

This.

His plan to screw with Starbucks was a masterpiece of thinking - when getting coffee, he encouraged believers to give their name as "Christian" so it would be written on the side of the cups.

Thirded. Columbine is a bloody masterpiece.

Hey, don't drag The Cure into this

I've posted this before, but while watching TV with friends one of those ads appealing for help for starving kids in Africa came on.

Greeking is when the design software blurs the text at low zoom levels (e.g. when you have the whole page showing on screen) to save your Apple Performa 650 the effort of having to render type that small.

For a second I thought it was Pure Fix, who make fixies.

That. Looks. Abysmal.

LOL. Fair point.

The original film, which is said to be lost, is supposedly a lot clearer than the 5th-or-so generation copies that you see these days. I read on a Bigfoot site that one small mystery around the original film is where Gimlin and/or Patterson got the film developed, as there were only a few places on the West Coast that…

Why not Innsmouth?