Then why did you play them Men in Black? Or a Will Smith film?

If it was in London, it would be 'mum'. I expect this laziness from TMZ, not the premium Shia LaBeouf news source.

I've never heard of a famous person, everyone else is dumb for having heard of him.

The paintings in the first two Thief games were disturbingly great. I have the suspicion that they're 'proper' paintings from elsewhere though.

"The hasidic homeboy".

It's the fade out from the ocean, where Big Pussy was dumped, to the credits and the sudden slam of the drums… I can't help but slide into hyperbole to describe how awesome that moment is.

To expand on that: The Stones aren't even a band I regard that highly (especially their later output) but the strength of the show and the context in which the song is used has made it one of my favourite songs. It now just shimmers with resonance for what Tony has gone through. Same goes for The Kinks - Living on a…

How the fuck can you play that finale scene and not let the song play out? Jesus fucking christ, serious blue balls now.

Hostages.

So, Mad Boardwalk Men Empire it is then.

Just a small thing: current partners don't generally like to be referred to as your 'current' partner.

Hahaha, I fucking love catchphrases!

O Brother Where Art Thou? is considered underrated? That's one of theirs that seems to be loved by my non-filmy friends, some of whom don't know who the Coens are.

The thing is with CK2 is that you need to realise you don't need to understand everything. I've had some amazing games of it blindly poking around, executing my wife, sending my homosexual children to monasteries etc. Play it as an RPG and not as a strategy game and you'll be fine.

Well, this is one podcast to cross off the list.

I'd normally be with you, having felt a bit bored with Prison Architect and Sir, You Are Being Hunted, but this feels much more playable and fun from the off. Plus, they're updating pretty much daily so it looks as if new content will never really be in short supply. Also, meat moons!

It's going to be between Starbound (meat moons! corporate penguin gangsters!) and my most likely ill-fated Classic Iron-Man run on XCOM: Enemy Within.

Let's get drunk and play ping-pong.