Not sure if you'll get the reference, but do you know who Skip Bayless is? He's a jackass on ESPN who just makes the most nonsensical arguments purely to get a reaction. Congrats, that's you!

Just as a heads-up, "schizoid" means "isolated" or "disinterested in social relationships." So perhaps actually relevant to this movie, but probably not what you were meaning (maybe "schizophrenic," but that's also a bit of a stretch). Woooo mental health terms!

It Follows? I've been waiting for that for at least a year…