What is a BMO? A miserable little pile of secrets!

Great. Now I'll have to spend the holidays with those weirdos at the Church of Batman the Redeemer

Survive. Survive? Survive!

Whenever I see people say a movie like this looks bad, I have to question whether those people have seen an ACTUAL bad movie, like The Room or After Last Season (for the love of god don't watch After Last Season). Or has hyperbole just become the standard speed for some people?

Thankfully he was just a high priest in the Church of Batman the Redeemer

What are the best Fresh Prince episodes? I think the one with Will's deadbeat dad is pretty good, but for pure enjoyment I'd say the pool hustler episode or the one where Will and Carlton move into that shitty apartment

Uncle Doom, obviously.

I bet Nicolas Winding Refn would do this shit for free

Great, now they can just move straight to 21 Jump Street Meets the Wolfman's Mummy.

Does anyone know what happened to that adaptation of Ballard's Concrete Island that was supposed to happen a while back? I think I remember reading Christian bale was involved?

I bet it's Joffery's head

It's the kind of movie I will probably never watch again but enjoy immensely twenty five to thirty years from now when my hypothetical children put it on after Thanksgiving dinner because their senile dad won't shut up about how movies used to be so much better

BREAKING NEWS: Warehouse Goes Back To Being Used For Warehouse Stuff

If one of these movies doesn't culminate in a billion dollar splash stage style money shot with every MCU superhero (and maybe villain) onscreen at once in a massive battle royale, then somebody fucked up.

That looks like the Gulstream jet of a carpenter…

If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts then we'd all have a bag of granola.

Fair enough. Guess it will always seem kinda weird that Ash isn't constantly bragging to his friends about traveling through time and fighting a skeleton army, though. Hopefully they can figure out all the AOD rights weirdness in time for season 2.

I was under the impression that AOD wasn't due to rights issues. Could be wrong, though!

Up until the last moment I was sure the gang would get sucked through a time portal. But the weird shirt ripping moment and recreating Ash's look from AOD was probably just a clever bit of misdirection.

This was amazing, but all those Army of Darkness teases almost broke my brain. Looking forward to next season!