I'll keep requesting this. I'd love to see you do an entry on Van Halen 3, the album VH cut with Gary Cherone.

I look at it more like rooting for your school that is a #8 seed in March Madness. Deep down, you know you're probably not going to win the whole thing. But anything can happen in an elimination tournament. Greece won the European championship. USA defeated Spain in a major tourney, and took Brasil to the limit in…

The born and bred Americans who call soccer "football," or worse "futbol"…….don't get me started.

What the fuck is this? Of course Americans root for their own country in the World Cup. By your logic, we should wait until we're a world power like our women, and then we can root them on?

I think it's more about mocking the dickheads who need to shine a bright spotlight on their indifference to sports.

I've watched enough "Girls" to know…..Lena is just miffed that her naked body didn't appear on a screen this time.

My toddler can't read. But she can watch kids' shows on a tablet and be quiet for a whole flight.

You definitely went to college in the South. Croakies gave it away.

If you've never seen it, this is the best takedown of Gawker, what it stands for, and the twisted logic of its defenders. And it's from nearly ten years ago.

LA is awesome, so it naturally repels those who are not awesome.

That's an interesting point. I think a lot of people come here in search of something, and a lot of people come here to get away from something.

"Nothing makes me madder than guys who look like they can do a pushup having fun!"
- Lots of people on this board

Toaster Strudels destroy Pop Tarts, which are known to be made of cardboard and chalk.

That's called charm, brother.

I'll write my own movie where those who follow and enforce the rules crush the truant's spirit!

You know who probably hates Ferris Bueller? Dwight Schrute.

I bet you root for Dean Wormer to stick it to those rowdy Deltas, too.

"the real world would chew Ferris up"

What can I say, sometimes it's fun to root for the favorite. Every high school friend group could use a Ferris to instigate fun and help everyone realize that you don't need to cower in fear of the grownups.

The author got all the way to the second paragraph before she mentioned white privilege. Impressive restraint.