Yeah, we suck for liking the catchy, good tune! Give us hell, Redcoat!

He didn't write in his book about exploitation. He wrote about how he and all of his teammates were degenerate maniacs.

She should join the cast of "My Bed." Either of them, really.

Wonder Years. I still think Kevin Arnold should have pursued Madeline (my first heavy TV crush) - at least while Winnie Cooper sorted out her issues.

15 years old. Popular athlete and secret stoner. I always thought that my peers who grew their hair and wore Grateful Dead clothes were stupidly advertising their "new interests" to grownups. When you're clean-cut and polite to adults, they never get suspicious.

This feature very often turns into, "Why I hate this band and why its fans are operating on a far lower intellectual level than my friends and I."

Those straight-edgers were meaner than the meanest collection of surfers/athletes you've ever seen. I've known them to intimidate or beat up a guy who had the nerve to drink a beer at show.

This bozo took it a step further. He accuses people of enjoying bands, specifically Descendents and Bob Marley, INCORRECTLY.

And attempting to claim the moral high ground because he listened to "political" bands, while those damn surfers enjoyed Bob Marley incorrectly.

I don't want to be raped, in jail or anywhere else, so I must be homophobic?

"Kurt Cobain's crippling chemical dependency was, like, noble. This guy's just a jerk."

"In one song, he sings a sentiment about his dog. And in another song, he sings a conflicting sentiment!"

A better title for this would be, "Jonah Ray on His Intense, Burning Hatred of the People Who Ignored Him in High School."

I'd rather hang out with 25 pothead, Sublime-loving surfers than one straight edge dude who takes Minor Threat lyrics as gospel and draws Xs on his hands.

I got laid a few more times than I probably should have due to playing football back in the day. So, I got something out of it. I would've given anything to be good enough to earn a free college education.

Why is it so hard to admit that watching strong, fast, agile men do awesome things can be fun?

Easy - because it's awesome.

As a lover of football, I like conference championship Sunday far more than the Super Bowl. Two games, with almost as much at stake, no endless hype and no awful 30-minute halftime shows.