Yes. And of course WoW's Mists of Pandaria expansion was no help at all…

May you die in a terrible cream-truck rollover.

Does passer by bleed? If so, then, well . . .

Read enough Russian history and you learn the October revolution was only one of about 15 steadily escalating attempted revolutions through the late 19th/early 20th century. It's almost as though the tsarist regime was weak and unsustainable or something.

Passersby were surprised at the amazing quantity of blood.

I remember I *did* read Company of Ogres but cannot recall a single detail about it . . .

1.) Got my EVOC license. I am now able to drive an ambulance, light rescue, brush truck or anything else that's basically a conventionally-sized frame-over-body, including driving hot (lights and sirens).

Actually interesting stuff I once learned: Seattle's Best and Starbucks are owned by the same company. The difference between the 2 brands is less in their retail experience and more in the specific types of coffee they sell, especially the packaged brands: Starbucks is coffee formulated to taste good with cream and…

He invented a device in the 80s that strapped to your belt and was attached to headphones. Except instead of music, it just played audio versions of those bullshit management books. Y'know, Who Moved My Cheese, Seven Habits of Highly Successful People, etc, etc.

Mmm, I like where you're headed here. But let's up the stakes: could we also exhume their actual bodies, lop off the top of their skulls and refashion them into some sort of drinking glass? Like maybe mail one Confederate-general-skull-turned-drinking-vessel to every predominantly African-American fraternity in the…

Eh. I'd feel more threatened by them except that they're all wearing polo shirts.

How vanishingly small is the distance from "I am a nice guy!" to "My mom says I'm cool!" ?

How about I meet you halfway and we just make a crayon rubbing of Nathan Bedford Forrest's ass, then recycle the statue?

Are they actually?

Nah, these statues aren't important at all.

Eh. Seems like we're doomed to repeat the past whether we remember it or not. Whether we have statues from a given era isn't important. But we can at least have the pleasure of shitting on Robert E. Lee's face.

Wait, American history WORKS? When did this happen?!

"EVERYONE brought potato salad! WE DEMAND BLOOD!!"

In what way are conservatives and ISIS strange bedfellows?

It's like the entire *Earth* is punching him in the face…