Funny, you'd think if *anyone* knew how to make artesinal handmade incendiaries, it'd be them but no . . .

Why would they belong in a museum? Confederates have nothing to teach us; nothing. When they toppled the statue of Saddam Hussein, did it go in a museum? No. Melt it down, use it for cast-bronze sewage treatment facilities.

Too chickenshit-deferential toward Private Property (TM) to actually break a single window.

Want to join in my class action suit against Nintendo? Starfox Adventures' character Krystal involuntarily turned me furry and I want compensation, dammit!

PEANUTS ARE NOT ACTUALLY NUTS THEY ARE LEGUMES GOOD NIGHT!!!

Mars Needs Moms

Daisy Ridley for Capri Awareness Week

Don't forget about cops blocking both major bridges out of town—to the extent of having lines of cops with shotguns—then blaming people for not evacuating.

So why does Houston exist?

Hurricane Katrina was so interesting because, in the final reckoning, 'normal', civilian people acted pretty reasonably, took care of each other, acted peaceably (no, taking bottled water and diapers from an abandoned Walmart in times of awful extremis is not some horrid unconscionable crime). Meanwhile the…

Not the cops who killed people, blocked BOTH bridges out of the city, secretly shot a disabled man and tried to cover up their crime by burning his body?

Isn't Sucker Punch just Ready Player One: We Couldn't Afford Licensed Properties?

Hey, you could really be on something there…

The Ironic Giant

FUCKING HELL.

Shhh! Spoilers!

'Cause Jared's half-elf rogue had a ring of fire elementalism inside his bag of holding and you couldn't come up with any other way to kill him off?

Mockingjay: The Official Novelization of That Fourteen-Hour D&D Dungeon Crawl You Played When You Were Thirteen. Y'Know, the One That Took Up 20 Sheets of Graph Paper?

I tried and tried and tried with those 2 Afterword chapters before just deciding I wasn't smart enough for him.

Hang on a sec, I've just got to take care of something…